Em's guide to insanity

Things to do in an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY, "Ding!" at each floor.

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while,let the doors close and say, "hi Greg, how's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the other passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.

Number 15 sounds a little wrong but other than that..... it sounds like what i would do!

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colours.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
x You’re an Atheist/ Satanist/Agnostic.

Results: 1/9

PUNK

X You can skateboard
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converses.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair - (streaks count).
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/have worn skateboarding shoes.

Results: 2/8

GEEK


X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x You get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Results: 9/10

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Results: 1/9

You are NOT a geek...alone. I BE GEEK TOOZ!